I would fucking die.
Oh my god I’d be locked in the bathroom crying.
I would just move, fuck that
everybody get their lighters out, the house is going up in flames
NOPE NOPE NOPE
Welcome to Australia
this shit is scarier than paranormal activity
Miley wants to be P!nk
this post gets bigger day by day, I’m scared
who doesn’t want to be p!nk
Wow, now that its pointed out, its pretty obvious…
Thank god pink doesnt twerk
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
Very much enjoyed ahaha